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Rich Henry
1 You would be better off if you don't try to work something out all the time.
2 If they get lippy, Throw them down and wear em out.
John Przak
1 Yeah... I'm gay and all ... Until its my turn.
2 If she married, Its her fault.
Jim Colburn
1 Your a cab ... Now get out.
2 Just add some mustard to it.
Craig Turner
1 They can only run as far and the headboard.
2 If something is slightly cooler then you scoff at it and call it gay.
3

Life is like a gymnasium full of naked homosexuals and you're the only straight guy.

Someone is always trying to stick you and there 12 inches plus.
4 Pull it out, drop an inch and goto town.
5 You know your a hillbilly if you play a Gibson (AKA "Firewood").
6 Punk is gay. Refer to rule #2
7 The quickest way to a guys heart it through his dong.
8 Setting up a PA is allot like a dick ... It goes down allot faster then it comes up.
9 If your head is in the ground, your ass is in the air.
10 Live for today .... Tomorrow your fertilizer.