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Rich Henry |
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You would be better off if you don't try to work something out all the time. |
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If they get lippy, Throw them down and wear em out. |
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John Przak |
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Yeah... I'm gay and all ... Until its my turn. |
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If she married, Its her fault. |
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Jim Colburn |
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Your a cab ... Now get out. |
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Just add some mustard to it. |
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Craig Turner |
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They can only run as far and the headboard. |
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If something is slightly cooler then you scoff at it and call it gay. |
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Life is like a gymnasium full of naked homosexuals and you're the only straight guy.
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Someone is always trying to stick you and there 12 inches plus. |
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Pull it out, drop an inch and goto town. |
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You know your a hillbilly if you play a Gibson (AKA "Firewood"). |
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Punk is gay. Refer to rule #2 |
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The quickest way to a guys heart it through his dong. |
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Setting up a PA is allot like a dick ... It goes down allot faster then it comes up. |
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If your head is in the ground, your ass is in the air. |
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Live for today .... Tomorrow your fertilizer. |